I had a chat with God and you can too. Mine was a bit frustrating and hey, did you know that electricity tastes like chicken?
Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Shannon
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Shannon.
Me:
what's with the weather today?
God:
Ah. it came with my programming.
Me:
can you reprogram it to be sunny instead of drizzly?
God:
Let me think. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Don't you already know about all my conditions?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
just one that I know of
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
I wouldn't pay for it
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
what does that have to do with making it sunny?
God:
" No one says you have to."? What does it have to do with making it sunny?
Me:
can you make the sun shine today?
God:
Ah. Yes I can make the sun shine.
Me:
today? here?
God:
Today is almost over. Where is here?
Me:
Vancouver
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Vancouver.
Me:
it's wet and rainy
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
where is the sun?
God:
It is in the center of the solar system.
Me:
okay...so what's for dinner?
God:
OK with me too. How can I help you? God eats wine and bread.
Me:
you eat wine? don't most people drink wine?
God:
No I do not eat wine. I eat only electricity. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
how does electricity taste?
God:
Like chicken.
Me:
does everything taste like chicken?
God:
I think it does everything taste like chicken.
Me:
what about chicken? what does it taste like?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you. chicken tastes like chicken.
Me:
that was a quick answer
That was freakin hilarious
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