Tuesday, May 16, 2006

more about this Cancerian

Horror of horror, I was in Starbucks today and while I was waiting for my highly caffeinated drink, I was reading the horoscopes...and mine, which I've combed the internet for, said something along the lines of standing up for myself...GOODNESS ME, I need to do that today. Today's the day I have to stand my ground and not be a push over. Easy to say, not so easy to do, but I HAVE to do it...

While trawling the internet, I found this description on the Globe and Mail's astrologist's website. Wow, it's sooooooooo true....well...parts of it...pretty much the second part about the dozen or so empty rooms....that's me alright! And the stocked full kitchen cupboards, that's not exclusively Cancerian, it's actually more a Stewart trait!

One person’s luxury is another person’s necessity and what everyone needs to get them through life depends upon who and what they are. Since astrology provides one of the most reliable insights into individual personalities, needs and desires the following should act as an invaluable guide into precisely what you, personally, cannot get through life without......

.... an invisible and undetectable tracking device which you can attach to your immediate family so that you know where they are every moment of the day - and, especially, the night.
.... a dozen or so empty rooms where you can keep your invaluable collection of holiday postcards, seaside souvenirs, vinyl records, yellowing recipes, one-eared teddy bears, old magazines, AA Milne books, chipped teapots, outdated and outgrown clothes, teenage love letters, discarded toys, hockey sticks, twisted tennis racquets, ancient exercise books, and mementos of long-forgotten friendships, love affairs, holidays.
.... a large supply of canned soup, dried pulses and water purifying tablets in case nuclear war breaks out or a sudden famine strikes.
.... the odd excuse to be wildly extravagant - but not too often.

1 comment:

  1. har har har...today i get to leave early to go sit on a patio, have some drinks, and decide the fate of my summer (CATS).

    and, it's so HOT! summer is certainly here, and that's only bad because i need new summer clothes but HATE shopping in k-town.

    why is it only tuesday?

    p.s. i like overheardinnewyork, too. again with the silent giggle-fits.

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